a couple kids

read between our lines

28 August 2008

CLENCHER

Well Melissa had her wisdom teeth out recently. She returned to the oral surgeon for a follow up check. He told her that she had a muscular disorder from CLENCHING too much. HAHAHA. Clencher. She needs to relax because she has knots in her cheek muscles. So now whenever she has to fill out health history or I have to fill out health issues in the family, we will mark the "other" box and say excessive clenching. So extreme that it causes muscular disorders. Now she's reading Oliver Twist really loud in a terrible accent. It's not her fault her jaw ruins her accent. Too much clenching I guess.

Quote of the day from Melissa: "Hey, did I tell you that mom invited me back into her womb the other day?"

Runner up: "You know what I just realized: Angel is a vegetarian. That's probably why she had our sega games for so long."

3 comments:

Tara said...

How is the clenching going?

Eric Layland said...

that is something i would like to know as well. last i checked the clenching was still a big issue.

Eric Layland said...

melissa!!! i just read this one about the sega/vegetarian quote. that is so funny. and wonderful even today.