CLENCHER

Well Melissa had her wisdom teeth out recently. She returned to the oral surgeon for a follow up check. He told her that she had a muscular disorder from CLENCHING too much. HAHAHA. Clencher. She needs to relax because she has knots in her cheek muscles. So now whenever she has to fill out health history or I have to fill out health issues in the family, we will mark the "other" box and say excessive clenching. So extreme that it causes muscular disorders. Now she's reading Oliver Twist really loud in a terrible accent. It's not her fault her jaw ruins her accent. Too much clenching I guess.

Quote of the day from Melissa: "Hey, did I tell you that mom invited me back into her womb the other day?"

Runner up: "You know what I just realized: Angel is a vegetarian. That's probably why she had our sega games for so long."

first day

tomorrow is melissa's first day of school. first day jitters. first day pitters. thats what she has and will have. no more sleeping. i hope she has her outfit laid out already!!!

she was finishing her summer reading recently and cmae across the word "chronic." after asking what it meant, i said it means to have a illness that won't go away. then i said, "for example, i have chronic acne." it's true.

okay.

This One's For the Duck

im the first to post to Ducky. ever.

It's My First Time

im the first to post to melissa/melisso/mel/mel jr./ melissa jr./melissa the second/woosh woosh. so im special. kelly and lindy may have posted ABOUT her but my post was TO her.